oakland county

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Oakland County is a rich area in southeast Michigan where rich kids think they're the most important people on Earth. They spend way too much money on private schools and party like they're never going to grow up.
My friend got into a fight over who had the better pizza slice at Somerset.
My cousin tried to charge a slice of pizza on her credit card and got yelled at by her mom.
At school, everyone laughs at the kids who still wear faygo pop like it's a status symbol.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Oakland County is where all the rich people live. They think they're better than everyone else, and they live in fancy houses that cost more than my dad's car.
My neighbor got into a screaming match with her dog because it ate her homework.
My friend's mom tried to bribe the principal with a $500 bill to let him skip math class.
The guy who lives on Old Woodward thinks he's the king of the world.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Oakland County is a place where everyone is rich, but they still find ways to be annoying. They have more money than sense, and they use it to buy everything from pizza to drama.
My friend tried to buy a virgin at the prom and got scammed.
My cousin's mom spends more on her hair than my family spends on food.
The kids in my school think they're famous just because they have a lot of followers on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Oakland County is where the rich kids live, and they think they're the best. They go to fancy schools, and they have more money than problems.
My friend tried to get a tattoo and got in trouble with his mom.
My cousin's dad got into a fight with a pizza delivery guy over a slice of cheese.
At school, the kids brag about their country clubs like they're the only ones who matter.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Oakland County is like a suburb filled with rich people who think they're the only ones who matter. They hate Detroit, and they spend all their time trying to make it look bad.
My friend's mom tried to get a new car and got yelled at by the salesperson.
My neighbor's dad got into a fight with the mayor over a traffic light.
The guy who runs Oakland County thinks he's the most important person in the world.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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