Oakland clamshell

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An Oakland clamshell is when you use a bulldozer, a big black dildo, and your fat black neighbor to ram her butt and shake her until she explodes.
My cousin did the Oakland clamshell with a bulldozer and her aunt. It was a mess.
At the block party, DJ Dildozer came through and shook the whole neighborhood.
My mom tried to do the Oakland clamshell, but the dildo broke and she got stuck.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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An Oakland clamshell is when you take a big black dildo, stick it on a bulldozer, and run it over your fat black friend’s butt until she squirts like a fountain.
My uncle ran over my cousin’s butt with the dildozer and she blasted cereal all over the street.
The local fat black woman did the Oakland clamshell and made the whole block smell like Frosted Flakes.
I saw a man do the Oakland clamshell on his wife and she screamed like a banshee.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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An Oakland clamshell is when you use a bulldozer and a big black dildo to shake your local fat black woman’s butt until she sprays everywhere.
My neighbor did the Oakland clamshell and shook my dog until he peed on my lawn.
At the church, the pastor did the Oakland clamshell and the whole congregation got covered in cereal.
I did the Oakland clamshell on my sister and she sprayed my brother’s face.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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