oakland catholic

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Oakland Catholic is a school full of snobby, drama-loving girls who think they’re better than everyone else. The teachers are all stuck-up and push their stupid beliefs down your throat like it’s a popularity contest.

My daughter came home crying because her friend called her a ‘fart in a dress’ on TikTok.

My mom said she’d rather be hit by a bus than go to a mission trip with these girls.

I tried to ask for a tampon and got called a ‘lame loser’ by the entire hallway.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Oakland Catholic is like a bad version of a rich kid’s dream. All the girls are rich, white, and think they’re the best. They talk about Central Catholic like it’s a curse.

My cousin tried to get into the ‘in’ group and ended up getting a black eye from the ‘out’ group.

At lunch, they only eat salad and say ‘central sluts’ under their breath.

I walked into the cafeteria and got side-eyed by 10 girls who all had the same spray tan.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Oakland Catholic is a school where girls fight over stupid stuff like who has the best hair, who has the most boyfriends, and who got the most likes on their TikTok.

I got called ‘a loser with no life’ because I didn’t have a TikTok account.

My best friend got dumped by her boyfriend and now she’s mad at me for not getting dumped too.

I tried to eat a taco and got called a ‘messy loser’ by the whole school.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Oakland Catholic is the worst school ever. Everyone is obsessed with being popular, getting likes, and spreading lies about everyone else.

My sister got called a ‘fart in a dress’ by the entire school because she wore jeans on a Monday.

I got in trouble for not liking a girl’s TikTok post.

My cousin got kicked out of the school because she said the principal was ‘a bad teacher who smelled like old pizza.’

by Slangipedia 7h ago