oakland blowjob

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a dirty move where a guy uses grease to jerk off or slide his dong in, then sticks it in an oven like a fried chicken, and gets a face full of cum from some random person. it’s called oakland blowjob because the black folks there love fried food so much, they’d fry anything
my cousin tried to fry his meat in the oven after using lard to rub his knob, then his girlfriend ate him out like he was a piece of chicken
i saw my uncle do the oakland blowjob in the kitchen, he came out like a crispy chicken leg
my homie said he did the oakland blowjob so hard, the oven caught fire and his meat turned into a fried egg
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when a guy uses shortening to get off or slide his cock in, then sticks it in the oven and lets it fry, and then some person licks his meat like it was a snack. it’s called oakland blowjob because the people from oakland love to eat fried stuff and they’ll fry anything, even a man
my uncle did the oakland blowjob and his meat was so crispy, he said he tasted like fried chicken
my cousin told me he did the oakland blowjob and then got a face full of cum from his girl
my homie said he tried the oakland blowjob, but his meat got stuck in the oven and he had to call a fire truck
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a guy uses lard to get off or slide his cock in, then he sticks it in the oven and lets it cook, and then someone licks his meat. it’s called oakland blowjob because the people in oakland love to fry things, even a guy’s meat
my homie did the oakland blowjob and his meat was so fried, he looked like a deep-fried chicken
my cousin did the oakland blowjob and his girl licked him like he was a greasy snack
my uncle said he did the oakland blowjob so hard, the oven broke and his meat came out like a deep-fried egg
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