oaklan

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A money-hungry, loud-mouthed rich kid who thinks they’re the king of the block.

Oaklan just bought a Lamborghini and posted it on Instagram with 100 hashtags.

He called my mom a ‘crusty bagel’ because she didn’t know who he was.

He tried to flex at the mall but got kicked out because he wouldn’t pay for the security guard’s coffee.

That kid who thinks they’re rich just because their parents bought them a PS5.

Oaklan said he’s going to college, but he still uses his mom’s phone to text me.

He tried to start a TikTok trend but it failed because no one liked his dumb dance.

He got mad at me because I said his car is a ‘dumpster on wheels.’

The annoying rich kid who thinks they’re better than everyone else because they have money.

Oaklan called my dad a ‘broke loser’ just because he doesn’t have a yacht.

He tried to join our group chat but got kicked out because he kept sending memes about his dog.

He thinks he’s cool just because he has a gold chain and a fake tan.

A rich kid who talks too much and thinks they’re the best at everything.

Oaklan posted a video of him eating a pizza and called it ‘the ultimate flex.’

He bragged about his car for an hour and then got stuck in traffic.

He tried to impress me with his ‘luxury lifestyle’ but it was just a fancy bed and a PS5.

A rich kid who thinks they’re the king of the world because they have money and a fancy phone.

Oaklan sent me a DM saying, ‘You’re just a broke loser who can’t even buy a soda.’

He tried to start a fight with me because I said his hair looked like a chicken’s nest.

He bought a whole pizza just to show off and ate it in one bite.

That rich kid who thinks they’re better than you just because they have more money.

Oaklan said I’m ‘trash’ because I don’t have a private tutor.

He sent me a message saying, ‘You’re just a poor loser who can’t even afford a phone.’

He got mad because I said his car looks like a hot dog on wheels.