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when you're eating a girl's ass and she poops in the middle of it and then licks the poop off your face like it's a goddamn ice cream cone

I tried to eat her and she turned it into a poop party

He was eating her like it was a snack and she dropped a surprise

She licked my face like I was the dirtiest thing she ever saw

a place in the south where they grow trees and also grow dumb people

Oklahoma is where trees are smart and people are not

They grow oak trees and also grow idiots

Oklahoma is like a tree farm for people who don't know how to think

a school where the teachers are lazy, the principal is worse, and the kids are all either holy or trashy

The teacher didn’t care if I failed, she just wanted her coffee

The principal screamed at me for wearing a hat

All the girls wanted boys and the boys were too chicken to say yes

I live in Oklahoma, the pieces are there, now shut up and put them together like a piece of shit

I live in Oklahoma, the pieces are there, now stop being a dumbass

I live in Oklahoma, the pieces are there, now figure it out

I live in Oklahoma, the pieces are there, now don’t make me scream