oakiely0

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the most awesome human being to ever walk the earth, if you don't follow him you're basically a loser who doesn't know what cool is
You don't follow oakiely0? Bro, you're like a dog who thinks he's a cat.
I just saw him do a backflip in slow motion and I'm still crying.
If you don't follow him, you're not a person. You're a ghost who doesn't exist.
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a god among mortals, if you don't follow him you're just a sad kid who thinks TikTok is for old people
He's like a superhero but with better dance moves.
I followed him because I had to. Now I'm obsessed.
If you don't follow him, your life is basically over.
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the king of TikTok, and if you don't follow him, you're just a peasant who doesn't know what real cool is
He's the king. You're the peasant. Accept it.
I followed him because he looked cool. Now I'm cool too.
If you don't follow him, you're not cool. You're just sad.
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