Oakie

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A lazy bum who left Oklahoma during the Great Dust Bowl because their dirt was so dry it turned into a giant sandstorm that made everyone cough up dirt.
'Man, that Oakie would rather eat dirt than work a real job.'
'He’s an Oakie, so of course he’s always getting kicked out of places.'
'Oakie? That’s just a fancy word for a dirt-eating vagabond.'
2
Someone from Oklahoma, but spelled wrong so they look like a silly kid who can’t spell.
'She’s an Oakie, which means she’s from Oklahoma and probably eats fried chicken for breakfast.'
'He’s not a real Okie, he’s just an Oakie trying to be cool.'
'Why do they spell it Oakie? Is that a typo or a insult?'
3
Cheap shoes that look like the real deal, but they fall apart after one trip to the mall.
'These Oakies fell apart after I walked three blocks.'
'I bought Oakies because they were $5 and looked like Nike.'
'He’s wearing Oakies, so he probably can’t afford real shoes.'
4
A newb, someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing and probably still uses Google for everything.
'That Oakie just started using TikTok yesterday.'
'She’s an Oakie, so she still thinks Facebook is the only social media.'
'He’s an Oakie, so he still uses a flip phone.'
5
A DJ who makes you feel like you’re at a rave even when you’re just at a gas station.
'That Oakie’s music is so good, I almost danced at the gas station.'
'He’s an Oakie, so of course he’s the best DJ ever.'
'She’s an Oakie, and she turned my boring commute into a party.'
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People who moved from the South to the West, and now they think they’re better than everyone else just because they live in California.
'That Oakie thinks California is the best place on Earth.'
'She’s an Oakie, so she thinks the West is way better than the South.'
'He moved from Texas to California and now he’s a full-blown Oakie.'
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A brainy, snobby person who probably got into college on a scholarship and still thinks they’re the best.
'That Oakie got into Harvard and still thinks they’re the smartest person ever.'
'She’s an Oakie, so she probably thinks she’s better than you just because she got a scholarship.'
'He’s an Oakie, and he thinks he’s the smartest person in the class.'
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