oakhorny

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Oakhorny is a squirrel with a bad attitude. It’s like when your teacher calls you ‘squirrel’ but you’re too lazy to argue and just sit there looking smug.

My dog called me oakhorny because I ate his snack. I told him I was busy being majestic.

My cousin said I was oakhorny because I didn’t text back. I told him I was busy being awesome.

My mom called me oakhorny because I forgot to do my chores. I told her I was busy being legendary.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Oakhorny is a squirrel who thinks it’s the king of the forest. It’s like when you sit in class and act like you own the place, even though you’re just there for the snacks.

My friend called me oakhorny because I took the last chip. I told him I was just doing my duty.

My brother called me oakhorny because I won the video game. I told him I was just being awesome.

My teacher called me oakhorny because I didn’t do my homework. I told her I was too busy being a legend.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Oakhorny is a squirrel with no life and no plans. It’s like when you’re in class and you’re just there because you don’t know what else to do.

My dog called me oakhorny because I didn’t play with him. I told him I was just being lazy.

My sister called me oakhorny because I didn’t help her with her math. I told her I was just being a legend.

My dad called me oakhorny because I didn’t clean my room. I told him I was just being a legend.

by Slangipedia 4h ago