oakham school

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it’s the worst school ever made for brain-dead kids who can’t even afford lunch. if you’re at oakham, you probably get in trouble for peeing in the hallway.

my cousin got sent to oakham because he failed math and got caught eating pizza during a test

i told my teacher i’d rather be in jail than go to oakham

my friend’s dog got into oakham and ate all the pencils

by Slangipedia 9h ago

oakham is like a prison for kids who think math is a type of candy. you go there if you can’t even spell your name and get yelled at by the principal.

my brother got kicked out of oakham for stealing the principal’s coffee

i had a dream i was at oakham and the teachers turned into monsters

my mom said if i don’t behave, i’ll get sent to oakham

by Slangipedia 9h ago

you go to oakham if you’re so dumb you think the moon is made of cheese and you can’t even do long division. it’s like being stuck with the worst teachers ever.

my friend said oakham is like being stuck in a time loop with bad math teachers

i got a message from my cousin: ‘they made me do math at oakham and it hurt’

i told my teacher i’d rather be on a spaceship than go to oakham

by Slangipedia 9h ago