Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Cocaine is like the ultimate party drug. It’s the stuff that makes you think you can dance forever and still look good.

My mom took two hits and started talking to the ceiling like it was her ex.

He snorted it and then tried to eat a whole pizza.

She used it to get through her divorce and still managed to yell at the waiter.

2

Cocaine is the reason people do stupid things like marry strangers and then forget they did it.

He took a line and proposed to his boss during a meeting.

She used it to get revenge on her crush and ended up crying in a bathroom.

He snorted it and then tried to fight a robot at a restaurant.

3

Cocaine is like a magic potion that turns normal people into crazy, loud, and sometimes naked versions of themselves.

He took it and started singing opera in the middle of the grocery store.

She took a hit and then ran out of the house wearing only socks.

He used it to get through a math test and then drew a mustache on the teacher.

4

Cocaine is the reason people think they can do anything, even when they’re clearly not sober.

He took it and tried to run a marathon in flip-flops.

She used it to get through her speech and then ranted about the internet for 45 minutes.

He snorted it and then tried to juggle while riding a bike.

5

Cocaine is the reason people think they’re cool, even when they’re just high and yelling at the sky.

He took it and started shouting at the clouds like they were his enemies.

She used it to get through her break-up and then danced in the street wearing a hat made of pizza boxes.

He snorted it and then tried to talk to his dog like it was a philosopher.

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Cocaine is the reason people do stuff like text their ex at 3 a. m. and then cry in the kitchen.

He took it and texted his ex 17 times in a row.

She used it to get through her day and then cried in the subway.

He snorted it and then tried to argue with a vending machine.