oakey

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#dump#junkie heaven#cop fail

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the worst dump in australia. cops ignore it. kids are lazy. adults are even lazier. if you want to be a junkie, this is your heaven. it’s all drugs and alcohol. there’s only one school, and it’s barely functional.
"Oakey is like a toilet that never flushes and smells like old pizza.", @druggo_john
"I moved to Oakey because I thought it was a vacation. It’s not.", @travis_the_trash
"Oakey is the only place where the police chase criminals and then stop for coffee.", @cop_of_the_year
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a person who doesn’t know what they’re doing and is too dumb to learn
"He’s still a rookie. He thinks a spreadsheet is a magic spell.", @boss_of_doom
"She’s new and thinks a coffee machine is a microwave.", @boss_of_doom
"He’s a beginner and thinks a keyboard is a snack.", @boss_of_doom
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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the second-worst white person. only trailer trash is lower. they hoard hubcaps like they’re treasure. they tape windows instead of fixing them. their yards look like a tornado hit a junkyard and left a gift.
"That guy lives in a house that looks like a junkyard got drunk and made a mess.", @trash_lord
"She has so many hubcaps, she drives a car made of hubcaps.", @hubcap_girl
"He tapes his windows with duct tape and calls it ‘style’.", @style_failure
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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cocaine. the british call it oakey because of a famous dj. it’s also called bugle, nose candy, and granulated money.
"Oakey is the only thing that can make me happy after a 12-hour shift.", @cocaine_fan
"I call it oakey because it’s the only thing that makes me feel like a million bucks.", @rich_dreamer
"That’s oakey. It’s like money that’s also a drug.", @drug_money
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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when you blow vapor on your penis before having sex. it’s like pre-game hype for your junk.
"I vape my junk before sex. It’s like a warm-up for my balls.", @vape_junkie
"He vapes his penis like it’s a concert.", @penis_concert
"That guy vapes his junk and then calls it a ‘morning routine’.", @morning_routine
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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literally okay, but in a way that feels cursed and connected to oak trees
"Oakey is like being okay but also haunted by a tree.", @tree_soul
"It’s okay, but the oak tree is watching you.", @cursed_oak
"Oakey is the only thing that makes me feel like a tree got cursed.", @tree_cursed
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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he stole izzaden’s imaginary rice and talks too much like izzaden. he’s also as bold as a black magemind version 2.0
"He’s like izzaden but with more attitude and less rice.", @rice_thief
"He talks like izzaden and has the confidence of a black magemind.", @bold_thief
"He’s izzaden’s thief and the bold version of a magemind.", @thief_magemind
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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