oakeshotting

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Making up stories so fake they could be used to train a dog. Like a lying robot with no morals.

I told my mom I won the lottery. She believed me until I asked for a car.

He said he ate the whole pizza. It was still there. Still warm.

She claimed she saw a unicorn. It was just my brother wearing a hat.

Lying so much it becomes a full-time job. You get a badge. You get a raise. You get fired.

He said he was a vampire. I gave him a cup of blood. He spilled it on my floor.

She said she could fly. I gave her a ladder. She fell off the roof.

He told me he was a wizard. I gave him a magic hat. He still lied about it.

Telling lies like they're going out of style. You don't care if people believe you or not.

I told my teacher I had a sick pet. My dog was just sleeping.

He said he was a pirate. I gave him a map. He drew a cat on it.

She said she could talk to ghosts. I gave her a mirror. She just stared at her face.

Making up stories like it's your favorite sport. You lie so much, you get a trophy.

He told me he was a superhero. I gave him a cape. He still lied about saving the world.

She said she could read minds. I asked her what I was thinking. She said 'nothing.'

He told me he was a magician. I gave him a hat. He still couldn't make anything disappear.

Lying so much it becomes a lifestyle. You eat lies for breakfast. You sleep on lies.

He told me he was a king. I gave him a crown. He still sat on the floor.

She said she could turn invisible. I gave her a blanket. She just hid under it.

He told me he could swim with dolphins. I gave him a pool. He still couldn't find a fish.

Lying so much it makes your face look like it's been kicked by a donkey. You don't care.

I told my dad I was a billionaire. He gave me a bag of chips. I still ate them.

She said she could run faster than a horse. I gave her a race. She fell over.

He told me he could lift a truck. I gave him a car. He just stared at it.