oakeshott

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To waste everyone's time by talking nonstop about your random thoughts before finally saying what matters. It’s like giving a speech and making people want to punch you.
He oakeshotted for 10 minutes before finally saying he was voting yes.
She talked about her breakfast, her dog, and her ex before announcing her plan.
He started talking about his socks and ended up voting for the wrong side.
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To make everyone hate you by doing something stupid that backfires on all sides. You’re like the worst kind of middle finger.
He tried to be neutral and ended up making both sides mad.
She flipped the script and got everyone confused and angry.
He tried to win everyone over and lost to everyone.
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