Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he's the king of the court but gets tossed out of real life like a soggy pizza.

"You're an oaker? I've seen dogs with more brain cells than you.", from a gym teacher

"That guy thinks he's a legend. He's an oaker.", said by a kid who got kicked out of the game

My cousin is an oaker. He still thinks he's a football star even though he can't spell 'football.'

2

Something you're related to if you're a total oaker and everyone knows it.

"You're an oaker? I'm a double oaker.", said by my brother at lunch

My mom says I'm an oaker, and I'm not even sure what that means.

The whole school is oaker. They don't even know what it means.

3

The worst thing ever. Like a bad hair day and a bad grade on the same day.

"This test is the worst oaker ever.", said by a kid who failed

My life is an oaker. It's like living in a garbage can.

The lunch room is the oaker of all oakers.

4

What a dumbass thinks the word 'average' is spelled.

"I'm not an oaker. I'm a regular person.", said by someone who spelled 'average' as 'oaker.'

He spelled 'good' as 'oaker' and got a D.

My teacher said I'm an oaker because I spelled 'math' as 'oaker.'

5

A person who's so clueless they think a sandwich is a full meal.

"That guy is an oaker. He doesn't even know what a sandwich is.", said by my friend

My neighbor is an oaker. He thinks a sandwich is a full meal.

The oaker in our class can't even tell a sandwich from a salad.