Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big fat lummox who talks too much and takes your money. A total failure who thinks he's the boss of everything.

'Oakenfold? More like Oakenfold the Douche.'

'He’s the reason I hate trance.'

'He’s the worst sellout since my mom married my dad.'

2

The best DJ in the world. Everyone else is just trash trying to be him.

'Oakenfold is the only DJ who can make me dance even when I’m hungover.'

'He’s the king of trance. Everyone else is just peasants.'

'He’s the DJ who made me a fan, and I will never forgive him.'

3

A trance wizard who looks like a madman with a bad hair day. He’s been around so long he thinks he’s immortal.

'Oakenfold is like a wizard who forgot how to cast spells.'

'He’s the reason I still listen to trance, even though I hate it.'

'He’s old, but he still slaps.'

4

A rich guy who used to be good but now just wants your money. He’s a complete waste of space.

'Oakenfold is like a rich guy who forgot how to dance.'

'He’s the reason I hate DJs who just want my money.'

'He’s a sellout who’s been around too long.'

5

The king of trance. He’s so good he might just be magic.

'Oakenfold is the only DJ who can make me cry happy tears.'

'He’s the best DJ in the world. Everyone else is just trash.'

'He’s the only DJ I listen to when I’m sad.'

6

A DJ who ruins everything for everyone else. He’s the reason people hate electronic music.

'Oakenfold is the worst DJ in the world. He ruins everything.'

'He’s the reason I don’t like electronic music.'

'He’s the DJ who made me hate trance.'