Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you say something so stupid that even the oaks of Agartha roll in their graves and whisper curses in ancient tongues.

Man, I just said the sky is green. I got oaked by the oaks of Agartha.

She said the moon is made of cheese. I swear the oaks of Agartha cried.

He claimed the ocean is pink. I think the oaks of Agartha are now ghosts.

2

When you get completely destroyed in a competition, like you lost so bad it hurts.

I lost the game so bad, I got oaked by my own brother.

She got oaked in chess by a five-year-old.

He got oaked in a rap battle by a kid from the block.

3

A huge cock that makes women swoon, like it's the only thing keeping the world from ending.

That guy's oaked. Women actually cry when he walks in the room.

He got oaked so bad, the whole school turned into his fan club.

His oaked is so strong, it broke the school record.

4

A person, could be a guy or a girl. Used in South Africa when you're talking about someone who's just plain weird.

That guy is an oaked. He eats socks for breakfast.

My neighbor is an oaked. She talks to rats.

My sister is an oaked. She thinks clouds are alive.

5

When you lose a game or competition so hard, it feels like the universe hates you.

He got oaked in the final round of the tournament. It was brutal.

She got oaked in a dance-off by a kid with no legs.

He got oaked in a spelling bee by a first-grader.

6

A guy who’s like your personal superhero, always there to save your ass and make you laugh when you're feeling like a complete failure.

My best friend is an oaked. He always shows up when I need him the most.

She got oaked by her boyfriend. He made her laugh when she was about to cry.

That guy is an oaked. He’s like my personal miracle.

7

A word people use in South Africa when they say ‘okay’ but they’re too lazy or too unimpressed to say it properly.

He said ‘oaked’ when I told him the sky was blue. He didn’t even care.

She said ‘oaked’ when I said the moon was made of cheese. She was mad.

They said ‘oaked’ when I told them I had a pet dragon. They rolled their eyes.