oake

My cousin is such an oake, he tripped over his own shadow.

That oake got kicked out of the school for eating a whole pizza alone.

I saw an oake crying in the mall because his goldfish died.

That oake tried to touch my mom’s elbow at the grocery store.

My neighbor is an oake, he stares at kids in the park like he’s trying to get a job.

The oake in my class hides in the closet and waits for people to walk by.

My uncle is an oake, he smells like he’s been living in a garbage can for weeks.

That oake sat next to me on the bus and I had to breathe through a sock.

The oake in the office eats onions for breakfast and never brushes his teeth.

I told them the sky was blue, and they said, 'You’re an oake!'

When I won the game, my friend said, 'You're an oake!'

I said the pizza was burnt and got called an oake.

Lewis got oaked when he missed the easiest shot in the game.

My brother got oaked in the race because he tripped over a rock.

That kid got oaked in the contest because he forgot his name.

My friend from South Africa is an oake, and he’s basic as hell.

That oake from the school is just a regular guy with no cool stuff.

The oake in my class doesn’t do anything special, just sits there.

My best friend is an oake, he’s been with me since kindergarten.

That oake always makes me laugh even when I’m crying.

I got oaked by my friend when he told me the best joke ever.