Oakdale Cowboy

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#country-fake#trailer-dragging#pigeon-enemy

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Like a drugstore cowboy but with more junk in their pants and less sense. They drive around Oakdale like they own the place, dragging empty horse trailers like they’re trying to impress a cow.
I saw one wearing a hat so big it looked like it was trying to take over the town.
He tried to park his trailer in the middle of the grocery store parking lot.
He yelled at a pigeon like it owed him money.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who thinks they’re a real cowboy but only has a fake mustache and a fake tan. They drive around Oakdale with empty horse trailers like they’re trying to escape a bad relationship.
He tried to ride a shopping cart like it was a horse.
He waved at a dog like it was a friend from high school.
He cried when his fake tan fell off in the rain.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A loser who thinks they’re tough because they drive around in a horse trailer and pretend they’re from the country. They’re more fake than a fake mustache.
He tried to kiss a mailbox like it was his long-lost love.
He yelled at a traffic light like it was giving him a bad grade.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and failed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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