oakdale bud

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Brags about how good they ride their horse and how much better they are than their cousin

I ride my horse like a boss, and my cousin? He's just a hobby.

My cousin's riding is like watching a toddler try to ride a donkey.

I ride like a pro, my cousin? He's lucky if he doesn't fall off.

Shows off their horse-riding skills while giving their cousin the middle finger

I ride like a king, my cousin rides like he's trying not to get kicked by a horse.

My cousin's riding is so bad, it's like he's fighting the horse.

I ride like a champ, my cousin? He's just a joke.

Takes pride in how well they ride their horse, and how much worse their cousin is

My horse obeys me, my cousin's horse just stares at him like he's an idiot.

I ride like a legend, my cousin? He's just a disgrace.

I ride like a god, my cousin? He's just a man with a horse.