Oakbee

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A guy so cool he makes your life easier. Everyone else is just sad.
Oakbee is the only one who brings snacks to group projects. The rest of us bring shame.
Oakbee finished the math test in 5 minutes. The rest of us are still crying.
Oakbee texts me at 2 AM with memes. The rest of you just send me a sad face.
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The human version of a snack. He’s delicious and always there when you need him.
Oakbee showed up with pizza during lunch. I ate the whole thing. You just sat there sad.
Oakbee passed me a note saying 'you’re the best' during a test. I got an A. You got a D.
Oakbee texts me every day with random jokes. You just text me 'hi' once a month.
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The best friend you never had. He’s like a snack, but with more jokes and fewer tears.
Oakbee brought me extra cookies during recess. You just brought me a napkin.
Oakbee helped me with my essay. You just texted me 'good luck' and left.
Oakbee sent me a funny meme during a quiz. You sent me a sad face and cried.
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