Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A name for white trash that smells like old cheese and has no idea what a shower is.

My cousin's cousin is an Oakball and still wears the same pair of pants every day.

The Oakball at the bus stop threw a banana at my dog.

I saw an Oakball eating a sandwich at 3 AM in a gas station parking lot.

2

A person who thinks they're fancy but is just poor and loud.

That Oakball tried to sound cool by saying 'yo' instead of 'hello' in a library.

My neighbor is an Oakball and thinks wearing a hat inside is a style choice.

The Oakball at the mall tried to fight a robot.

3

A human who looks like they rolled in a trash can and forgot how to speak.

The Oakball at the grocery store yelled at the cereal for being too expensive.

My brother's friend is an Oakball and still uses a payphone.

An Oakball tried to text me with their fingers and failed.

4

A person who is so white trash they make the trash look fancy.

My teacher called my uncle an Oakball because he used the phrase 'ain't no' five times in one sentence.

The Oakball at the park tried to ride a skateboard with a cheeseburger in his hand.

My mom's cousin is an Oakball and still thinks the moon is made of cheese.

5

A human who smells like a dead raccoon and thinks they're a king.

The Oakball at the diner tried to order a pizza and called the waiter 'your royal highness.'

My Oakball cousin still lives in a van and thinks it's a palace.

An Oakball tried to propose to a soda machine.

6

A person who is so trashy they make the trash jealous.

My Oakball neighbor tried to start a band called 'The Trash Pile.'

The Oakball at the bus stop tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in a garbage can.

An Oakball tried to explain the universe using ketchup and a napkin.