Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to get so wasted you can't tell your pants from your face

After the party, he oakarded so hard he tried to wear his socks as a hat.

She oakarded at the bar and ended up dancing with the bartender's dad.

He oakarded so much he thought his phone was his ex.

2

to get so trashed you pass out in a weird place

He oakarded in the grocery store and fell asleep in the cereal aisle.

She oakarded at the park and woke up on a bench with a squirrel watching her.

They oakarded at the mall and ended up napping in a shoe store.

3

to get so drunk you start talking to things that aren't alive

He oakarded and started arguing with the vending machine.

She oakarded and tried to hug the pizza box.

They oakarded and asked the escalator if it had a crush on them.

4

to get so wasted you forget your own name and start calling people stupid

He oakarded and called his mom a donut.

She oakarded and told the waiter he was a bad dancer.

They oakarded and said the restaurant was a jail.

5

to get so drunk you start doing stuff that makes no sense

He oakarded and tried to ride the elevator like a horse.

She oakarded and painted the bar with her lipstick.

They oakarded and started singing opera in the grocery store.