Oak Valley , Texas

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Oak Valley , Texas is where the road used to be smooth enough to make you think you were going somewhere , until you realized you were just circling the block while smoking a doobie , chugging a beer , and making out with your fling like you were the only people who ever existed.

I drove past the same gas station seven times while trying to figure out if my fling was worth it.

I had to restart my doobie because I was too busy laughing at my fling's bad dancing.

The road was so broken I thought my car was trying to escape me.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oak Valley , Texas is the place where the road is so messed up you think you're going in circles while trying to smoke a doobie , drink a beer , and hit on your fling like they’re your last hope for happiness.

I had to park my car because the road was like a broken record.

I drank my beer so fast I forgot I was even there.

My fling was so hot I didn’t even care the road was like a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oak Valley , Texas is the best place to smoke a doobie , drink a beer , and flirt with your fling while circling the block on a road that’s so broken it might as well be a punishment from God.

I had to drive around the block five times just to get my doobie done.

I drank so much beer I forgot my fling was there.

The road was so broken I thought my car was trying to leave me.

by Slangipedia 7d ago