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Oak Valley is a dirty, loud neighborhood in Deptford full of sluts, potheads, and some decent people. The local hangouts are the FoodMart, Vitos, the park, the baseball fields, the school, and the woods. That bridge in the woods has cum spots from all the kids who've had sex there. Twelve-year-olds are smoking, and nineteen-year-olds are buying them cigarettes. It’s a mess, but it’s got its charm.
I tried to sneak into the woods to smoke, but I saw 3 kids making out on the bridge. I left before I got caught.
My cousin got pregnant in the woods. She says it was the best mistake she ever made.
The FoodMart is the only place that sells beer to kids. That’s how Oak Valley works.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Oak Valley is the best place to smoke a big doobie, drink a beer, or have a fling with your favorite person. No cops around, so you can just chill and get high. The road from Farm to Market 2555 is the perfect loop for all that fun.
I did a doobie and drove around Oak Valley for an hour. I got pulled over, but I just said I was on a mission.
I had a fling with my neighbor’s kid. He was 12 and I was 19. It was the best mistake ever.
I drank a whole beer on the road and passed out in the park. People thought I was drunk, but I was just tired.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Oak Valley Middle School is full of hoes who think being depressed is cool. The boys are all obsessed with Tec decks, and teachers have favorites, which is annoying. No one is good there, except maybe the janitor.
My friend got caught crying in the hallway. She said it was for drama class. I said she was just sad.
I had to sit with the drama kids in class. They all talk about being ‘sus’ and it’s annoying.
The teacher picked me as her favorite. I don’t even know why.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Oak Valley Elementary is the worst school in Deptford. Kids pick at their asses and tell their friends to smell it. The bathrooms are gross with snot and bugs. You wouldn’t want your kid going there.
My kid told me the bathroom was full of bugs. I said, ‘Well, maybe they’re not all bad.’
My cousin wiped her snot on the stall. The next kid had to smell it all day.
The teacher said the school was full of goodiers. I said, ‘That’s the worst thing I’ve heard.’
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Oak Valley Middle School is a place where girls think being ‘sus’ is cool and the boys use the bathroom as a hotbox. It’s been taken away twice in two years. Welcome to the chaos of Oak Valley Middle School.
My friend got caught hotboxing in the bathroom. He got in trouble, but it was worth it.
The girls at school all say they’re ‘sus’ and it’s annoying.
The school took the hotbox away twice. I think they’re just trying to be strict.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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