Oak Tree Road

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A road in Iselin and Edison, NJ, packed with Indians and stores that make you want to cry from shopping. People drive for hours just to buy stuff that’s way overpriced and stupid.
My cousin drove three hours just to buy one cheap shirt and now she’s stuck with it forever.
I saw a guy from Edison park his car in the middle of the road just to get a discount.
My mom says Oak Tree Road is the only place where everyone fights over the same parking spot.
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The dirtiest, poorest, most chaotic Indian slum in America. Everyone’s broke and stressed, and the schools are just a scam to keep you穷 for life.
My dad said he moved to Edison because the schools were ‘amazing’, he now lives in a tiny apartment and cries every day.
My uncle works in Jersey City and still can’t afford to buy a pizza on Oak Tree Road.
My cousin’s family moved here from Jersey City and now they’re stuck in traffic every single day.
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