Oak Throat

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A girl who lets a guy with poison oak covered junk go down her throat and calls it a day.
She said it was worth it when he gave her a free pizza.
He looked like a raccoon after that one.
She texted him, 'You’re gonna pay for my dentists.'
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A girl who took a guy’s itchy junk in her mouth and didn’t even flinch.
She said it felt like eating a bag of broken glass and hot sauce.
He gave her a tip and a coupon for a tattoo removal.
She posted a photo and wrote, 'This is why I don’t drink.'
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A girl who let a guy with a rash on his junk do a throat job and called it a favor.
She got a rash on her tongue and a thank-you note.
He said she was the best he ever had, then left her a voicemail from the ER.
She told her friends, 'I got a free rash and a latte.'
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