Oak ridge school

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Oak Ridge School is a rich kid’s prison in Sandwich, Massachusetts. They yell at kids to shut the hell up, teach dumb kindness that nobody wants, and serve cafeteria food that tastes like expired dog food.
My kid came home crying because the teacher called him a ‘disgrace to humanity’ for talking during lunch.
The principal threatened to send me to the principal’s office if I didn’t stop making fun of the math teacher.
The lunch meat is so bad, the kids eat it like it’s a curse.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This is the only high school in a tiny hick town where kids light up in church to escape their boring lives and try to be sober again for the next class.
My kid got caught smoking in the church parking lot and got detention for three days.
The pastor called one of the kids a ‘sinner’ for eating candy during communion.
Kids walk to church for lunch because they don’t have anything better to do.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oak Ridge School in Texas is the home of the War Eagles, a bunch of kids who think they're cool even though they live next to the Woodlands and still act like they're better.
My kid told me the Woodlands kids are ‘boring’ and ‘no fun’ at all.
He got into a fight with a Woodlands kid for saying his school was ‘worse’ than the Woodlands.
He wears a War Eagles shirt every day and says it's 'the best school ever.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oak Ridge School smells like a gym teacher’s shoes and has only six bathrooms. The alternative school is right next to it and it smells even worse.
The school is so smelly, the kids think the custodian is a ‘stink monster.’
One of the kids got stuck in the alternative school and didn’t come out for two days.
The bathrooms are so bad, the kids just go outside and pee in the bushes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oak Ridge School in Texas is full of hicks, cholos, and black kids who say ‘nigga’ every five seconds. The bathrooms are buckets and no one ever takes a shit there.
My kid told me the urinals are ‘buckets’ and ‘you can see everything.’
He said one kid had explosive diarrhea and the whole school knew.
He got in trouble for laughing at a guy who was sitting on the toilet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oak Ridge School is a nightmare for non-whites, Democrats, poor people, and anyone who doesn’t like Trump. The rich kids are bratty and will tp your house if you make them mad.
My kid got tp’d by the rich kids because he wore a mask to school.
He said the rich kids called him a ‘disgrace’ for being a Democrat.
He told me the school is ‘a nightmare’ and ‘no one should go there.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The cheerleaders at Oak Ridge School are the best around. They work out every day and everyone wants to be on their team. They’re so good, they’ve won a bunch of awards.
My kid said the cheerleaders are ‘like champions’ and ‘they’re the best.’
He got into the cheerleading team and says they’re ‘like superstars.’
He told me the cheerleaders have ‘the best moves’ and ‘they make everyone cheer.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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