oak point

The most annoying place on earth. A tiny town where your mom’s best friend’s cousin’s dog knows your name and the only thing that matters is who brings the most cookies to the ice cream social. You’ll die from the firework show every July 4th and everyone acts like they’re your best friend even if they called you a f***ing idiot last week.

The most perfect place on earth. A tiny town where your best friend’s mom’s brother’s girlfriend lives next door and you don’t need a phone to call your best friend because you just run to their house and scream at them. The ice cream social is the only thing that matters and the firework show is so loud it wakes up your dog and your dog bites your neighbor.

The most f***ing annoying place on earth. A tiny town where everyone knows your business and you can’t even walk to the store without your neighbor asking if you’re going to the ice cream social. The firework show is the biggest deal ever and if you don’t bring cookies, you’re the worst person in town.