oak park unified district

a school district that smells like wet dog poop and has kids who think they’re royalty. the teachers are all fake and the principal looks like he got hit by a truck and a taco. if you go here, you’ll probably cry and wish you were never born.

the worst school district ever, like a toilet that won’t flush. it’s full of stuck-up kids who think they’re the best and teachers who look like they just walked out of a prison break. if you go here, you’ll probably end up in a mental hospital.

a school district that’s so bad it makes your brain go numb. the kids are all lazy or fake cool and the teachers are like old people who forgot how to teach. if you go here, you’ll probably get a tattoo that says ‘i survived oak park’.