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A school where half the kids are stoners who smoke like it's their job, and the other half are church-going, rule-following posers who think they're better because they live in River Forest.
My friend got caught smoking in the library, and the teacher let him go because she was also high.
The River Forest kids always say they're from Chicago, but they're not even from the city.
The gym teacher passed out during lunch because he was too high to stand.