Oak Park and River Forest High School

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A school where half the kids are stoners who smoke like it's their job, and the other half are church-going, rule-following posers who think they're better because they live in River Forest.
My friend got caught smoking in the library, and the teacher let him go because she was also high.
The River Forest kids always say they're from Chicago, but they're not even from the city.
The gym teacher passed out during lunch because he was too high to stand.
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You love this school, but it also tries to kill you. Half the people are stoners, and the other half are hater-ass kids who think drugs are the devil.
I tried to do my homework, but my friend passed me a joint instead.
The party last week was so wild, the cops had to come in.
My friend got kicked out of the school for fighting over a bag of weed.
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It's like a rich kid's heaven and a poor kid's nightmare. Everyone smokes weed, even the gym teachers.
I saw a teacher smoke a joint right before class started.
The rich kids act like they're better than everyone else.
The poor kids are stuck with the rich kids in lunch, and it's chaos.
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This school is full of potheads who think they're kings, drama kids who cry over nothing, and kids who fight like they’re in a movie.
The drama kids cried because someone said they weren’t good enough.
I saw two kids fight over a bag of weed in the hallway.
The art kids act like they’re the only ones who matter.
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