Oak Lawn

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A decent town with all kinds of people, right near Chicago. It’s got suburban pride, but that pride turned into crews and gangs like the Boushnofs and the 2-2’s. Everyone here’s got a chip on their shoulder.
Yo, Oak Lawn is the best town ever, except for the 2-2’s
I moved here from Bridgeport and now I hate everyone
Oak Lawn is just Chicago’s annoying cousin.
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A town that got wrecked by a tornado in the 60s. Now it’s a loud, messy mess with Section 8 tenants, stupid politicians, and enough noise to make you lose your mind.
Oak Lawn is so loud, my dog ran away from the noise
The mayor is just a sign-happy drunk
This town is the noisiest place on Earth.
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A place where the kids think they’re cool, but they’re just annoying. The girls are hot but too uptight. The Arabs are everywhere and they’re terrible at everything.
Oak Lawn kids talk about nothing important
Why do all the girls here think they’re hot?
The Arabs ruined everything for everyone.
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A town full of fake people who think popularity is everything. Everyone’s fake, and the only way to be cool is to sell weed or drive a fast car.
Everyone here is fake and trying too hard
If you don’t sell weed, you’re not cool
This town is just one big popularity contest.
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A town where everyone smokes and drinks because they think it makes them cool. It’s just a bunch of wannabes.
Oak Lawn kids think they’re cool because they smoke
Drinking is the only thing that matters here
Everyone here is just a fake gangster.
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A lousy high school where everyone wants to be in gangs, drive riced cars, or try to rap. It’s just a bunch of white trash and Arabs who think they’re hood.
This school is the worst ever
Why do all these kids think they’re hood?
Oak Lawn High is just a bunch of clout chasers.
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