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Oak Island is a godforsaken dump with meth, pot, drunks, kids who shouldn't be drinking, pothead dealers, old farts, no place to get real food, Bible-crazy lunatics, two lousy entrances, one crummy store, and nothing to do for nine months out of the year. The only good time to be there is when tourists show up, but that’s pointless if you’re trying to find a real girlfriend.
I live on Oak Island and it's like being stuck in a prison that smells like weed and old people.
My life is a never-ending struggle between the beach and the grocery store.
I would rather get a root canal than live on Oak Island for another year.