Oak Hill

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The most boring town in the whole damn country. People have no teeth and sound like they just swallowed a bag of rocks.
I moved here and my life got worse. Like, worse.
My cousin lives here and she’s the worst. Like, the worst.
Oak Hill is so dull I fell asleep in the middle of a conversation.
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The fanciest neighborhood in the cheapest city. Everyone drives fancy cars and the girls look like they just walked out of a magazine. Everyone else is just jealous.
Oak Hill is like the rich kid who gets all the attention.
I wish I lived in Oak Hill. I would be rich and cool.
Oak Hill is the only place where the trash is still fancy.
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A school where everyone fights like a bunch of angry raccoons. No one uses deodorant and secrets spread like a disease.
My friend got in a fight over a pencil. Like, a pencil.
I told a secret and now everyone hates me.
This school is like a war zone. Everyone’s out to get everyone else.
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A school full of lazy kids and teachers who can’t even spell. It’s like the worst drug den ever.
My teacher can’t even teach. Like, he just stares at us.
I get high at school. It’s the best part of my day.
This school is so bad, it’s like a prison for lazy people.
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A middle school where everyone is high, the teachers are even higher, and the bathrooms are like a love motel.
I had sex in the bathroom. It was amazing.
The teachers are higher than the students. Like, way higher.
This school is like a drug party that never ends.
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A traffic mess that looks like it was designed by a drunk kid. It strangles every driver who dares to use it.
I got stuck in traffic for an hour. Like, an hour.
Oak Hill is the worst traffic spot in the whole city.
That intersection is a death trap. I swear.
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A school where the principal is like a giant meatball and the kids draw poop on the walls for art class. Everyone’s high and having sex in the bathroom.
My principal looks like a giant meatball. I’m not even kidding.
We draw poop for art. It’s the best part of the day.
Everyone has sex in the bathroom. It’s like a daily event.
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