Oak grove middle school

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It’s a school where the teachers are broke, the gym coaches are creepy, and the searches with dogs are as annoying as a bad haircut.

Man I swear they sniff my backpack every time I eat a snack

Why do they always search me on Fridays like I’m hiding a whole pizza

That K9 dog looks at me like I owe him money

Oak Grove is like a bad neighborhood but for school, with teachers who can’t afford lunch and gym coaches who think they’re sexy.

I got searched again today because I had a candy bar

The gym coach keeps staring at me like I’m his long lost love

My mom says I’m gonna get searched if I don’t stop eating snacks

It’s a school that smells like old pizza and regret, with teachers who can’t even spell and gym coaches who think they’re in a movie.

Why do I have to take off my shoes for a search every time

The gym coach thinks I’m his girlfriend just because I said hi

I got searched for a snack and now I’m out of candy