Oak Grove

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A tiny town in Mississippi with a mix of clueless hicks, black folks, Asians, hipsters, rednecks, queers, lesbos, homophobes, hippies, white trash, Catholics, Methodists, a few Jews, and way too many Baptists. Everyone’s loud and nobody agrees on anything.

My cousin moved to Oak Grove and now he thinks he’s a preacher.

I went to a BBQ there and the Baptist guy yelled at the hippie for eating a taco.

My aunt got married to a Methodist and now she’s stuck with his weird hymns.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A town full of smelly rednecks, fake gang members, hookers, trashy whites, and stoners. You’ll either hate it or never want to leave. Chickens and goats run in front of your car, and the road kill is probably gonna be your dinner.

I went to Oak Grove and my car got hit by a goat. I’m still mad.

My cousin had a party there and ended up in the hospital.

I tried to leave Oak Grove, but the road kill was too good to pass up.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A lousy school where the teachers are lazy, the kids are wild, and everyone is either high or fighting. They go to Libertyville High and think they’re cool. They lose their virginity at 13, and that’s just normal.

My little brother went to OGS and now he thinks he’s a gangster.

My sister got suspended for throwing a soda at the principal.

The school got trashed because someone decided to start a fire in the cafeteria.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When someone talks up a road trip all week, then at the last minute decides to stay at the hotel and eat pizza instead of going out and getting drunk.

My friend said he was going to the bar, but then he ordered pizza and went to sleep.

I was supposed to go to the club, but I just watched Netflix and ate popcorn.

My brother said he was going to drink, but he just went to sleep and missed the party.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A small store in Burlingame that makes the best sandwiches and has snacks that are way too good for you.

I went to Oak Grove and got a sandwich that was so good, I forgot my mom’s birthday.

The snack aisle there is better than my mom’s closet.

I got a bag of chips and now I’m too full to move.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A suburb full of broke teachers, creepy gym coaches, and annoying bitches. They search you every month with dogs and it’s just pure nonsense.

My teacher got caught doing something weird with the gym coach.

I got searched by a dog and my mom was mad.

The school searches you with dogs and it’s just stupid.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A place where hot girls are easy to get and they don’t even care if you’re a total mess.

I met a hot girl at Oak Grove and now I’m her boyfriend.

My friend got a girlfriend there and now he’s not weird anymore.

I asked a girl out and she said yes, even though I was wearing pajamas.

by Slangipedia 7d ago