Oak Forest

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Oak Forest is a drunk town where everyone lives in their own little hell and the cops are too wasted to care if you scream at them or throw a chair at them.

My cousin got arrested for stealing a cop’s donut and then got let go because the cop was high.

I saw a guy try to start a fire in the park and just got a slap on the wrist.

My neighbor’s kid tried to rob a 7-Eleven and got chased by the store manager and a group of middle schoolers.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oak Forest is a place where people smoke so much weed they think they're part of the forest and the train tracks are just a bonus for people who live in a cabin and eat expired cereal for breakfast.

My friend tried to explore near the woods and got chased by a crackhead with a knife.

There’s this one guy who lives in a cabin and screams at the trains every morning.

I went to the woods and came back with a headache and a new nickname: ‘The Forest Kid.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oak Forest is a town full of people who take too many pills and think the park is the best place to fall asleep and wake up to a bunch of strangers.

I tried to sleep in the park once and got woken up by a guy who was high and thought I was his girlfriend.

My friend had a party in the park and ended up in a fight with a cop who was also high.

I tried to take a nap in the park and got kicked out by a group of kids who thought I was a ghost.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oak Forest is the best place to get high, drink, and get wasted and it’s better than any other suburb because it doesn’t care if you’re a total mess.

I had a party in my garage and got chased by my neighbor’s kid who thought I was stealing his pizza.

My friend tried to turn a house party into a rave and it ended in a fight with the cops.

I got drunk at Oak Fest and ended up singing karaoke to a group of middle schoolers.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oak Forest is the most awesome town ever, and if you don’t believe me, just go to Oak Fest and see everyone get wasted and have the best time ever.

I went to Oak Fest and got drunk and ended up dancing with a cop.

I tried to start a fight at the park and got chased by a group of kids who thought I was a cop.

I got lost in the woods and came back with a new nickname: ‘The Lost Kid.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oak Forest is a town where everyone knows each other, but if you’re not part of a gang, you’re just a nobody who gets ignored by everyone.

I got into a fight with a gang member and ended up in the hospital.

My friend tried to join a gang and got chased by a group of kids who thought he was a cop.

I tried to start a gang and got ignored by everyone because I was too drunk.

by Slangipedia 7d ago