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The sad excuse for cabinets that make your kitchen look like it was designed by a confused toddler who also smells like old pizza.

My mom’s kitchen is like a time capsule from the 90s and it smells like regret.

The cabinets are so bad, I think they’re trying to tell me my life choices are garbage.

I walked into the kitchen and immediately felt the urge to cry and eat cereal for dinner.

The kind of cabinets your parents had when they thought being cool meant not having a mortgage.

I swear those cabinets are older than my dad’s bad decisions.

The cabinets look like they were built by someone who hated wood and had a grudge against the 90s.

I tried to cook and the cabinets judged me.

The cabinet version of a middle schooler who thinks they’re in a band and still wears the same outfit every day.

Those cabinets look like they were stuck in a time warp and forgot how to update.

The cabinets are so 90s, they probably still use dial-up internet.

I can’t even open the cabinets without feeling like I’m going back to middle school.