Oak Brook

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A rich town where the only thing richer than the people is their cars. You'll see Ferraris zooming by like they're on a shopping spree, and if you're not rich enough to live there, you're just a tourist begging for a glimpse of their fancy lives.
My cousin tried to move to Oak Brook, and now he's rich, but he also has a Ferrari and a snobby neighbor who yells at him every time he mows his lawn.
I went to Oak Brook for lunch, and I got side-eyed by a kid in a Ferrari who thought I was a thief.
My mom says she’d move to Oak Brook if she could afford to live there, but she also says she’d probably get yelled at by a guard just for walking in.
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A fancy suburb of Chicago with a mall so rich, it makes gas stations look like the poor cousin who never shows up to family dinners.
I went to Oak Brook to buy a shirt, and the store was so expensive, I thought I was in a movie.
My friend says he’d live in Oak Brook if he had a million bucks, but he also said he’d probably get kicked out for eating a burger on the sidewalk.
I tried to get gas in Oak Brook, and the guy at the gas station looked at me like I had two left feet.
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