oainy

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When you look like a sad blob in Call of Duty and everyone laughs at you
I died twice and still looked like a fried potato
My squad said I was the reason the enemy won
I tried to aim but my hands were shaking like a meth-head
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Being so bad in the game that you make your squad cry
I got headshot and still missed
My squad left me in the middle of nowhere
I shot my friend by accident
3
When you play like you just woke up from a coma and got kicked out of the game
I walked into a wall and died
I shot the sky and still got killed
I couldn’t even move properly
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