Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Yeah right, like I believe a sock monster is running your life

Oaight, you said you'd do the laundry

Oaight, you're telling me you don't have a pet sock

Oaight, I'm gonna die of socks

2

Sure, I'll believe you when the moon turns into a giant pizza

Oaight, you said you'd eat veggies

Oaight, you said you'd stop yelling at the TV

Oaight, I'm gonna start a sock revolution

3

Yeah right, I've seen your sock monster eat my homework

Oaight, you said you'd finish your math

Oaight, you said you'd stop talking to your sock monster

Oaight, my math is now a sock monster

4

Like I believe you're not just pretending to be human

Oaight, you said you'd stop snoring

Oaight, you said you'd stop stealing my chips

Oaight, I'm gonna take over your life

5

Yeah right, I've seen you talk to your sock monster more than your mom

Oaight, you said you'd stop talking to your sock monster

Oaight, you said you'd stop yelling at the TV

Oaight, my mom is now a sock monster