oagile

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Oagile is the most annoying nightmare ever. She thinks she's the queen of everything and throws money like it's going out of style.
Oagile just walked in and threw a hundred bucks at the waiter. I died.
She told me she owns a spaceship. I believe her because she owns a spaceship.
She called my mom a fat cow. My mom cried.
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Oagile is a lazy boy who sits on the couch all day. He plays games and stares at girls, but he's too cheap to buy them anything.
Oagile saw a girl he liked and just stared at her. He didn’t even say hi.
He asked me to buy him pizza. I said no. He cried.
He played 12 hours of Playstation and still didn’t buy the girl anything.
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Oagile is the guy who makes every party worth it. He’s the best friend, the lover, the king. He eats pizza, loves wings, and has a soft spot for huns.
Oagile walked in and the party got real good. He brought wings and pizza.
He asked me to marry him and I said yes because he’s a king.
He said he loves huns and I believed him because he brought me pizza.
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