oafy bitch

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a tall, lanky tool who thinks they're the best at basketball and always shoves you aside to grab rebounds like you're in the way of their glory.
She knocked me down like I was a ragdoll just to grab that rebound. Oafy bitch.
He shoved me so hard I fell over. That was the most oafy thing I've ever seen.
I was trying to get the ball and she just pushed me out of the way like I was in her way.
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a clumsy, tall annoyance who thinks they're hot stuff because they can grab rebounds and don't know how to be polite.
She bumped into me on purpose just to get that rebound. Oafy bitch.
He walked into me like I wasn't there. That's what oafy bitches do.
I was trying to get the ball and he just walked into me like I was a wall.
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a giant, awkward meatball who thinks they're the king of the court because they can grab rebounds and don't know how to be graceful.
She ran into me like she was a tank. Oafy bitch.
He bumped me so hard I fell over. That's just what oafy bitches do.
I was just trying to get the ball and she came charging at me like she was going to knock me out.
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