oafy

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A big, lumpy mess of a person. Like a sack of potatoes with a face.
My cousin is so oafy, he looks like he was dropped from a truck.
That guy in the gym is oafy, he can't even do a push-up.
She’s oafy and still thinks she’s a model.
2
A clueless meatball who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, but they’re just loud and ugly.
He’s so oafy, he walked into a wall and didn’t even notice.
She’s oafy and still thinks she’s a genius.
That guy in class is oafy and thinks he’s a philosopher.
3
A word you yell at someone who looks like a monster. Like a goat, a slug, or something that came out of a cave.
That guy looks like a slug, I called him oafy and he cried.
She’s so oafy, she looks like she’s from a horror movie.
He’s oafy and I don’t even know why I said it.
4
A stupid, clumsy, or plain ugly person. Like a rejected doll from a landfill.
He’s so oafy, he tripped over his own feet and fell into a puddle.
She’s oafy and still thinks she’s cute.
That guy is oafy and I don’t know why he’s still alive.
5
Slow, lazy, and usually covered in flab. Like a sleeping pig that just got hit with a frying pan.
He’s so oafy, he takes five minutes to walk to the fridge.
She’s oafy and still thinks she’s fit.
That guy is so oafy, he moves like a sloth on a sugar rush.
6
A tall, bouncy person who loves knocking people over. Like a giant who just got a new pair of shoes.
He’s oafy and knocks me down every time he passes me.
That guy is oafy and still thinks he’s the best at basketball.
She’s oafy and always steals my rebounds.
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