oaftey

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A loud, annoying way to act like your life is falling apart when it's not. Like you're the main character of a bad soap opera and you're screaming it into a pillow.

'I can't believe you forgot my birthday! Oaftey!'

'This sandwich is the worst thing ever! Oaftey!'

'My dog ate my homework! Oaftey!'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A stupid, exaggerated way to say something is the end of the world. Used by people who think their feelings are the only thing that matters.

'My phone died! Oaftey!'

'I got a B on my test! Oaftey!'

'My sock is missing! Oaftey!'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A loud, stupid way of showing off how bad something is. Like you're the worst person ever and you're making everyone else feel bad.

'This movie is the worst! Oaftey!'

'My hair is a mess! Oaftey!'

'I failed my math quiz! Oaftey!'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A stupid, loud way of acting like everything is terrible. Like you're the king of misery and you're making everyone else suffer.

'My coffee is cold! Oaftey!'

'I lost my keys! Oaftey!'

'My cat is being annoying! Oaftey!'

by Slangipedia 2h ago