OAFS (O.A.F.S.)

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Girls who chase you like a crazy person and won't stop talking about how much they hate you.

She sent me 20 texts in 5 minutes and still hasn't stopped crying about our break-up.

He tried to ignore her at the grocery store and she followed him to the bakery.

She DM'd me during a movie and kept yelling in my ear until I left the theater.

Women who think they're the only ones who ever got dumped and act like the world ended.

She posted a 30-minute rant on Instagram about how I'm a total loser.

She showed up at my house with her mom and a playlist of sad songs.

She sent me a voice note in the middle of the night and wouldn't stop sobbing.

Girls who stalk you so hard they probably have a GPS tracker on your dog.

She followed me to the mall and waited outside my favorite store for an hour.

She texted me during a math test and made me fail because I was laughing too hard.

She showed up at my school and started yelling at my teacher about how I'm her soulmate.

Women who can't take a hint and keep showing up where you don't want them to be.

She showed up at my football game and sat right behind me, yelling my name.

She texted me during my lunch break and wouldn't stop talking about our past.

She came to my house while my parents were out and started eating my pizza.

Girls who act like you're the worst person on Earth just because you didn't text them back.

She posted a tweet saying I'm the worst person ever and it had 100 likes.

She sent me a message saying I'm a total ghost and I'm never getting a second chance.

She showed up at my job and told my boss I was a terrible employee.