Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Moving like a drunk elephant who just ate a brick

He tripped over his own feet and knocked over a table like it was a rival in a wrestling match.

She walked into the room like she was trying to break the door down with her head.

He dropped his phone in a puddle and then stared at it like it had personally insulted him.

2

Doing things like a guy who got hit by a truck and still managed to fall down

He spilled his coffee on his shirt and then tried to wipe it off with his pants.

He opened the door and immediately bumped into a wall like he was in a fight with the wall.

He dropped his keys in a river and then just stood there, confused.

3

Being so clumsy you make a toddler look like a pro

He tried to sit down and ended up falling off the chair like it was a diving board.

He knocked over a stack of plates and then stared at them like they were plotting against him.

He tried to catch a ball and ended up catching his own elbow.

4

Acting like you just got run over by a bus and then decided to dance

He tripped over a dog and then stood up like he was about to start a fight.

She dropped her phone in a puddle and then just stared at it like it was a curse.

He tried to open a door and ended up knocking it off its hinges.

5

Being so clumsy you make a donkey look like a ballerina

He tried to pick up a cup and ended up dropping it like it was a grenade.

He walked into a wall like it was a personal insult.

He tried to turn around and ended up walking into a lamp.

6

Doing things like a baby who just learned how to walk and got hit by a truck

He spilled his soup and then tried to eat it with his hands like it was a war.

He walked into a door like it was a friend he had a falling out with.

He dropped his keys in a lake and then just stood there, confused.