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I found a whole jar of these things under my bed. I’m gonna sell them on eBay and buy a new phone.

My grandma says she used to trade these for real food. I don’t even know what that means.

I tried to spend these at the store, and the clerk looked at me like I was crazy.

My brother brought these to school and tried to buy lunch with them. The kids laughed so hard they cried.

I tried to pay for my soda with these, and the machine just spat them back at me.

My mom says these are from the time people used to throw rocks at each other for fun.

I found these in my dad’s old wallet. He says they’re cursed.

My teacher made us write essays about these things. I got a D+

I tried to use them in a video game, and it just said ‘error’.

I used these to buy a snack, and the guy at the counter said I was a fool.

My friend tried to pay rent with these. He got kicked out.

I tried to trade these for a new phone, and the guy said I was a joke.

I found these in my grandpa’s sock drawer. He said they were from his youth.

My teacher made us use these for math class. It was a disaster.

I tried to buy a burger with these, and the guy said I was broke.

I put these in my nose, and it started running like a faucet.

My brother tried to use these to buy a pizza. The guy said no.

I tried to throw these at my teacher, and he said I was a disgrace.