Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so angry you can't think straight and you just blurt out the dumbest thing you can think of.

'Why did you do that?!' 'Because you're a total f***ing oaf!'

He dropped his coffee and yelled, 'You're an oaf!'

She screamed, 'You're the oafiest person I've ever met!'

2

A huge, brainless lout who works at a bank and treats everyone like they're his personal punching bag.

The bank manager is the oafiest person I've ever met, he hits everyone with a stapler.

That oaf at the bank yelled at the teller for no reason.

He's the oafiest bank employee ever, he's got a stapler and a grudge.

3

A big, clumsy, slow-witted lout who stumbles around like a drunk elephant and doesn't know when he's been hit.

He tripped over his own feet and yelled, 'Why did you hit me? I didn’t even see you!'

The oaf ran into three people and didn’t even notice.

He walked into a wall and said, 'That wasn't me, that was the wall!'

4

A huge, brainless, lazy lout who's always drunk and doesn’t know where he is or why he's there.

He showed up to work drunk and said, 'Why are you all here? I thought this was a party.'

That oaf came in wearing pajamas and told everyone he was a rockstar.

He tried to dance and fell over, shouting, 'I was doing the moonwalk!'

5

So old you could probably be a grandparent to the entire population of the world.

He said, 'I was born before your mom was born, you little brat!'

She looked at me and said, 'I could be your great-great-great-grandma.'

He said, 'I’ve seen dinosaurs die.'

6

As old as your grandpa’s beard and twice as grumpy.

'You're as old as my grandpa's beard!'

He said, 'I'm older than your dad's dog.'

She said, 'You could be my great-great-grandma!'

7

A tall, brainless, clumsy giant with big hands, big feet, and a tiny weenie. He talks like he’s five and thinks he’s a superhero.

He said, 'I threw the discus like a superhero!'

He walked in and said, 'I'm Gareth. I throw discs.'

He yelled, 'I'm the strongest person in the world!' while tripping over his own feet.