oaf turd

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a giant pile of crap who acts like they own the world and makes everyone else look bad.

He walked into the room like he just won the lottery and everyone else was stuck in traffic.

She tried to explain her math problem but it was like she was speaking another language.

He sat down on the floor and didn't move for 10 minutes because he thought it was a throne.

a human turd who thinks they are the king of the hill and eats lunch like it's a war.

He took three sandwiches and a whole bag of chips and called it a light snack.

He tried to flirt with the teacher and it was like he was asking for a divorce.

He dropped his pencil and it was like a nuclear bomb went off.

a giant, smelly mess who acts like they're the best at everything and makes everyone else look stupid.

He said he could beat anyone in a race and then tripped over his own shoelaces.

He tried to do a magic trick and it was like he was trying to summon a demon.

He sat next to you and it was like you were sharing a room with a toilet.